*just fucking smears the hotglue on with bare fingers*
fire cannot hurt a dragon
Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?
I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?
Estoy en el coche de mi mamá,
conseguir fuera me cochei
♡ ♡ ♡
"You are the love of my life,
I am incomplete”