EXPLICIT PUNOGRAPHY

KEEP YOUR PANTS ON UNLESS OTHERWISE SPECIFIED

cosplay perils

me:

*just fucking smears the hotglue on with bare fingers*

me:

fire cannot hurt a dragon

crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

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thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

(via thefapcontroller)

k-eke:

First of all, thank you very much ! Merci beaucoup ^u^

Never excepted so much likes on the legend of Zelda : Feather Time, so I tried to see if it works with some games …. now I think I can see birds and pigeons on everything ! Imagine these epic games only with pigeons and turtle doves !

I’ll call this idea: Story-bird ! 

If you could choose only one game on the list, which one would you choose ? :p 

pizzaight:

turcl:

Estoy en el coche de mi mamá,

escoba escoba,

conseguir fuera me cochei

♡ ♡ 

"You are the love of my life,

without you,

I am incomplete” 

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(via squidnapped)

mechagod:

Just play the battleship Yamato theme Siri

mechagod:

Just play the battleship Yamato theme Siri

(Source: swarnpert, via digitallyimpaired)

carcrasime:

PLEASE DONT EVER FORGET THIS MIDI

(via puniper)

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: Dancing Cactus

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: Dancing Cactus

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erdalinci:

Stumblers , Istanbul , 2014

erdalinci:

Stumblers , Istanbul , 2014


A student tweeted about a test, and the next day it was the teacher’s desktop background. 

(Source: memewhore, via daftcake)

they are free

snaxattacks:

themysteryofgravityfalls:

It’s just like being at SDCC! Now where’s FullBars?

BILL IS BACK, PUPPETS, HOT ANIME DATING SIM, EVIL ROCKAFIRE EXPLOSION ANIMATRONICS MY BODY IS SO READY FOR SEASON TWO.

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