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alamatomb:

Did you know that you can drink lava? But only once

(via dutchster)

“I saw you and everything collapsed underneath me and nothing made sense anymore.”

—    jenn satsune (via ohsatsune)

(Source: , via zodiacsociety)

jumpingjacktrash:

markatch:

Saturday morning cartoons
By Cameron

and this is why i have taken to just shaving my head

jumpingjacktrash:

markatch:

Saturday morning cartoons

By Cameron

and this is why i have taken to just shaving my head

shubbabang:

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bless games with sneak

(via thefapcontroller)

bonesthatrattle:

Do you ever just panic because you are alive

triptrippy:

Terezi the trollcop always prevails!
mosquii:

mosquii:

mosquii:

hey could you pass me one of those snoods

liSTEn hERE THI S HAS GON E ON FAR TOO LONG THIS IS NOT WHAT I WANTED TO BE KNOWN FOR I WANTED TO GO FAR IN LIFE BUT NO I’M STUCK HERE WITH OVER 29 THOUSAND PEOPLE AND NO FUCKING SNOODS THIS IS NOT THE LEGACY I SIGNED UP FOR

ENOUgh

mosquii:

mosquii:

mosquii:

hey could you pass me one of those snoods

liSTEn hERE THI S HAS GON E ON FAR TOO LONG THIS IS NOT WHAT I WANTED TO BE KNOWN FOR I WANTED TO GO FAR IN LIFE BUT NO I’M STUCK HERE WITH OVER 29 THOUSAND PEOPLE AND NO FUCKING SNOODS THIS IS NOT THE LEGACY I SIGNED UP FOR

ENOUgh

(via monere-lluvia)

thesame5songs:

haiku-oezu:

atinypup:

HOLY SHIT

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW

Fuck.

thesame5songs:

haiku-oezu:

atinypup:

HOLY SHIT

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW

Fuck.

(via thefapcontroller)

kuueater:

kuueater:

why do dads always just want tools for father’s day

what are they building

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foulplaythoughts:

I WASN’T EXPECTING THAT

(Source: triggafiasco, via thefapcontroller)

bonesthatrattle:

Maybe Florence Wlech is a reincarnated Kate Bush trying out a new singing style

lipstickstainedlove:

freshest-tittymilk:

yoncehaunted:

*SHOUTING TO THE HEAVENS*

Brilliant

Omfgggg

(via there-once-was-a-hobbit-who)