EXPLICIT PUNOGRAPHY

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vertiginiferous:

i like how “blushes quietly” is a thing thats used in fanfiction. please imagine someone blushing loudly. someone blushes loudly and someone next door yells “CAN YOU BLUSH QUIETER”

(via equalseleventhirds)

awwww-cute:

I tried to shame him for eating all my shoes. I’m not sure what I expected

awwww-cute:

I tried to shame him for eating all my shoes. I’m not sure what I expected

(via ponett)

icyaerolite:

Soos’s awesomeometer tho

icyaerolite:

Soos’s awesomeometer tho

motdef:

internet fossil

motdef:

internet fossil

(via edgar-allen-popsicle)

(Source: , via darth-sebious)

“How beautiful it is and how easily it can be broken.”

—   

Tennessee Williams

Everything you love is here

(via lovequotesrus)

(Source: kitty-en-classe, via lovequotesrus)

happyhagfish:

Meth: not even once

(Source: mad-decent-taco, via cryingmanlytears)

(via psyducker)

memetriarchy:

memetriarchy:

memetriarchy:

this guy was watching the Gangnam Style music video with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of Psy’s work and he’s like “so basically it’s about saying hey to sexy ladies and dancing like you’re riding a horse” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everybody a mother father gentleman” it’s precious

Oppdate: I gangnam

memetriarchy:

memetriarchy:

memetriarchy:

this guy was watching the Gangnam Style music video with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of Psy’s work and he’s like “so basically it’s about saying hey to sexy ladies and dancing like you’re riding a horse” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everybody a mother father gentleman” it’s precious

Oppdate: I gangnam

(via kid-asslord)

roselastrider:

i spilled water on my computer mouse earlier and now it’s freaking out and highlighting everything and dragging everything around and it would not let me put down that picture of richard nixon i had a fucking ghost richard nixon smiling at me for 5 minutes as i frantically shook my mouse around trying to make it stop its still doing this please leave me alone richard nixon

roselastrider:

i spilled water on my computer mouse earlier and now it’s freaking out and highlighting everything and dragging everything around and it would not let me put down that picture of richard nixon i had a fucking ghost richard nixon smiling at me for 5 minutes as i frantically shook my mouse around trying to make it stop its still doing this please leave me alone richard nixon

(via dutchster)

“Three simple rules in life. 1. If you do not go after what you want, you’ll never have it. 2. If you do not ask, the answer will always be no. 3. If you do not step forward, you will always be in the same place.”

—   (via nyu-tah)

(Source: purpleemoon, via kid-asslord)

In the year 2069

Me:

slayer

Grandson:

goddamnit gramps what the fuck does that even mean

oldroots:

im on a mission to make the security guard the most unlikable guy in the world

(via catbountry)